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JUNIOR CENTRAL

"No penguins, flamingoes, kareoke machines, green glasses, talking rats, strait 'A' students, placenta, blood doners named 'Bob', purple cats, disembodied heads, screaming children, or talking voices from heads were injured or insulted in the duration of making this web page" - � Junior Dimas 1999


Here at Junior Central with have created a free thinking form of reality, so can any closed minded people and Lawyers please leave your access code at the door on the way out.

And the rest of you please enjoy your stay, and feel free to return as often as you wish.�All unauthorised or dangerous thoughts and idea's must be forwarded to me straight away for personal use all alcohol is to be donanted to the control room for consumution, oops I mean Testing. Please observe all the rules during your stay, and please ensure that you show consideration to other users of the station. Thank you.

You have been given access to all of the Departments here at JUNIOR CENTRAL, my lovely security guards will show you the many interesting places you can visit while here.We have a wide Variety of Departments set up here in this complex.

The Departments we have here at JUNIOR CENTRAL are

JAVA HEADQUARTERS

ABOUT JUNIOR

Main (but simple) Page

PEOPLE WITH PSJA (N & S) SCHOOL SPIRIT

Comments/Questions?
All comments will be taken into consideration under consideration, but remember, there is a delete button and i can forward it many times....>:)

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